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Brangelina's Golden Twins To Be Named Honorary Citizens Of Nice

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Brangelina's golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city. Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor. The mayor told reporters on Friday, "That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of... (original story)