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Jenny Aniston Is Totally Getting Married

It looks like Jennifer Aniston's Second Life boyfriend finally popped the question! He asked her while they were both flying across a volcano. He told her to go pick out the prettiest Cracker Jack box ring she could find. He's the one. I know it! Jenny Aniston wore a ring on her left knitting claw y... (original story)

Kate Hudson sued for stealing idea to make hair products out of volcanos (Whoa!)

Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii are being sued for allegedly stealing an idea to make hair products using volcanic ash. Dammit, ash? I thought they were sticking people's heads in volcanoes. I hate this story. Reuters reports:... (original story)

Love Him!

Click here to check out a great interview with Openly gay Olympian and gold medal winner Matthew Mitcham from Australia. So inspiring! (original story)

Listen To This: Red, Black, White, Blue, Green

These are exciting times for indie female singer/songwriters! From Meiko to Colbie Caillat, Ingrid Michaelson and Sarah Bareilles, there's a great new movement of chicks that make good tunes that aren't necessarily "commercial" yet have found success. April Smith definitely falls into that group. Th... (original story)

The Bastardly Morning Report

Don’t forget to whitelist the Bastardly in your Ad-blocking software & visit our friendly sponsors!! Read their sites & buy their goods! Help a fellow bastard out, damn it! Click the Foot Locker ad!!!!! Buy Kimbo Blah Who Cares Sexy Gossip Girl Overdosin!!!!!!!!! Slut Chile (original story)

What's In Paula's Medicine Cabinet???

As we were the first to report, Paula Abdul and new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi don't hate each other, they claim. In fact, the two used to be roommates back in the day! Naturally, we wanted to know more about THAT. Well, thankfully, Kara D. was just interviewed on Movin Mornings with Chris &... (original story)

Morning Wood

Indiana NO! What the hell kind of GD outfit is this?! - A Socialite's Life Tom Brady spends millions of dollars on a plot of dirt - Celebitchy Pacey will see Joey on Broadway - I'm Not Obsessed Buffy the Vampire Slayer blamed for keeping chicks out of churches - Holy Moly! Justin Timberlake says it... (original story)

From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!

On this day in Bastardly History... Bai Ling Lets Nipple Out of Cage (original story)

How Much Plastic Surgery Has Paula Abdul Gotten Done?

Photo Credit: STEVE SANDS/bauergriffinonline.com At least Paula’s face is looking better than Pamela Anderson’s... read more (original story)

Selena Sings!

All these Disney girls nowadays are so multi-talented! They can't just act. They have to be able to act, sing, dance and (hopefully) be nice, normal teens and good role models too. Selena Gomez definitely does that all….and she's dating a Jonas Brother to boot! The Wizards of Waverly Place sta... (original story)

Sacha and Olive Keep Isla Pacified While Flying Over Pacific

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher had so much fun with Olive on their Hawaiian vacation that we wish it didn't have to end! The family arrived at LAX on Monday, leaving their bathing suit cartwheels behind to come home. Lucky for us, we still have awesome vacation photos of the adorable family hangi... (original story)

Solange Knowles @ Late Show With David Letterman

Solange Knowles comes into her own "I’m no sister," Solange declares during God Given Name, the swirling first track on Sol-Angel and the Hadley Street Dreams. Said sibling is never mentioned by name, but we know exactly who she’s referring to. It will be interesting to see if So... (original story)

Eva Mendes @ 30 Days of Fashion & Beauty in Melbourne

Eva loves nudity, hates violence "I’’m completely American, I was born and raised in America and I love it but I think we are too quick to censor nudity," the Daily Telegraph quoted her as telling fashion editor Jen Melocco. "Meanwhile, it’’s OK to blow things up... (original story)

Brad Pitt maybe jokes that he’ll have 2 more kids by next year

Brad Pitt and George Clooney have brought their hotness, and in Brad’s case his two older sons, to the Venice Film Festival to promote their Coen brothers film Burn After Reading, which premieres tomorrow. Last night they attended a gala for their charity Not on Our Watch, which has raised mil... (original story)

Taylor Momsen @ Gossip Girl, Season 2, Party in NYC

Taylor Michel Momsen[1] (born July 26, 1993) is an American child actress and model. She portrays the character Jenny Humphrey on the The CW television series Gossip Girl. She currently plays the character of Jenny Humphrey in the CW television series Gossip Girl, which is based on the book series b... (original story)








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