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Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France held a fucking press conference today to show off the birth certificates of the twin messiahs aka Hard Knox and Vivie Jolie-Pitt. The hell?! Is this normal? I'm surprised his ass didn't come prancing out with Saint Angelina's golden placenta in one hand and the chosen ones' umbilical cords in the other. Yeah, scratch that. They didn't have umbilical cords, because they dropped from the heavens above. Mayor Christian told reporters, "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen... (original story)

Nibbly Things: Pre-Op Holly Madison

Holly Madison Before Hefner Made Her  [Hollywood Tuna]CHERYL BURKE Must Be Stopped!  [Dlisted]Jennifer Ellison Is Loaded (with Cleavage)  [Egotastic]Sherlock Holmes Meets Watson  [Pink is the New Blog]Backstreet Shoots Back... Alright?  [Bauer-Griffin Online]Harvey Milk Biopic to Premiere Tonight at Castro Theatre  [Towleroad]Nikki Reed - "Eliza" Magazine December 2008  [JustJared]Great job Hayden ... (original story)

Afternoon Crumbs

Hideously ugly tattoos in stupid places - Cityrag Karl Lagerfeld as Lil Wayne - Lainey Gossip Ceiling Eyes showing off her fake tittays - Just Jared And here she is showing them off some more (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Kelly Brook wears the fugliest bikinis - IDLYITW David Beckham the Musical?! They'll have to find a male soprano to sing the title role - Popsugar Brian McFadden says straight men don't wear pink - Towleroad Kate Beckinsale stuffs her "pharaoh's tomb" into a bikini - Hollywood Tuna Is Kate Moss a band wrecker? - Hollywood Rag We all can see Meagan Good's nipples - Egotasti... (original story)

Birthday Sluts

John Lithgow (63) Joy Bryant (32) Desmond Harrington (32) Pras (36) Chris Kattan (38) Trey Parker (39) Jon Favreau (42) Ty Pennington (43) Evander Holyfield (46) Jennifer Holliday (48) Michael Gambon (68) (original story)

Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Solange Knowles

Poor baby Solange Knowles. You know Momma Tina Knowles only designs the good stuff for her baby Beyonce. Okay, so Tina doesn't really do shoes but I still like to assume any fashion faux pas by one her daughters is her fault since she is their stylist or whatever.Solange... (original story)

New brunette threatens to disturb balance among Hefner’s girlfriends

The inevitable has occurred. Hugh Hefner is falling for the charms of a woman outside his trio of girlfriends. According to the National Enquirer, Hugh has been paying a lot of attention to a brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva. The two have been seen holding hands and Hugh has attended nude photo shoots with [...] (original story)

Simon Cowell is a sexist a** as well as a curmudgeon

Simon Cowell’s public statements show that sexual harassment in entertainment isn’t confined to the boardroom or set. He made an obnoxious comment meant to be funny that he initiated the new American Idol judge, attractive songwriter Kara DioGuardi, 37, with a pajama party that included negligees for “the girls,” which presumably also means his coworker [...] (original story)

Kate Moss Is Topless, Hates Men

Kate Moss spoke to Interview magazine about how she hates men. She also appeared with her coke boobs uncovered."Absolute bastards. Men are not to be trusted," she says. Well, that's what you get for dating a crackhead for a long period of time, dummy. She's currently involved with Kills... (original story)

Of Course

Daisy De La Hoya, the muppet stripper from Rock of Love 3, has already effed her way through Bret Michaels, Dave Navarro and probably C.C. DeVille. It should be no surprise that she's reportedly bumping genital warts with Tommy Lee. She'll fuck any foolio in a band and he'll fuck anyone with a pulse, so this works out just swell. Daisy's spokesbitch told E! that they are "just friends." Daisy needs to stop lowering her voice and pretending to be her own publicist. We know that raggedy tampon doesn't have a spokeswhore! And we know what "just friends" means to her. That just means she hasn't le... (original story)

Not So Blind Item

What Gossip Girl star is a big fan of the white powder???? His/her consumption has gotten a bit out of control recently, insiders tell us. (original story)

Yummy Mommy!

Look at her! Can you believe Gwen Stefani gave birth to Zuma Nesta just two weeks ago? Smoking! While hubby Gavin Rossdale and eldest son Kingston were off with the Beckhams celebrating Romeo's birthday, Gwen popped in to see her doctors at celebrity hospital Cedars Sinai on Thursday. We wonder whe... (original story)

Who's The Daddy????

There's been much speculation about the new 90210 and who is the daddy of Kelly's 4 year old son. But, no worries, everyone will soon find out in next week's episode! And luckily for us, Shannen Doherty will be making an appearance on that episode as well. She'll also be the one to reveal his name. ... (original story)

Sweet Tater

Tater Head has gone the way of the ginge. She looks like a delicious plate of sweet potatoes. All she's missing is a couple of handfuls of mini-marshmallows, 10 sticks of butter, a cup of brown sugar and she's good to go. Here she is at a Teen Vogue party in Los Angeles last night. (original story)

Deflecting Attention

Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick celebrated his 21st birthday at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday. His very good friend and real-life roommate, Chace Crawford, was supposed to be there. Unfortunately, Chace cancelled at the last minute (on Thursday), a source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com. Geesh, wha... (original story)

Dubya Got Arrested

Well, the dude who is playing Dubya in a movie got arrested. Josh Brolin looks so calm and happy for a dude that was just busted in a drunken bar fight. Piece of trash! That bitch was arrested yesterday morning during a bar fight at the Stray Cat Bar in Shreveport, LA. Stray Cat Bar?! This shit is s... (original story)



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