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Elisha Cuthbert's ex suspended from hockey for calling her 'sloppy seconds'

Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly referring to Elisha Cuthbert as "sloppy seconds." She's currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. While talking to reporters yesterday, Sean made the following off-hand remarks, according to Us Magazine: "I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight." After the National Hockey... (original story)

It's Prop 8: The Musical!

Gather around and go grab the kids! This is one to watch with the whole family!See more Jack Black videos at Funny or DieProp 8, The Musical!, featuring an all-star cast that includes Margaret Cho, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, John C. Reilly, Allison Janney, Kathy Najimy, Rashida Jones, Sarah Chalke,... (original story)

Morning Wood

A standing O for Prop 8: The Musical! Neil Patrick Harris should really be in everything. - Funny or Die Eva LongWHORIA is a closet smoker. I feel for that poor cigarette - Celebitchy The fuckery keeps pouring out of Kanye West's mouth - I'm Not Obsessed Brad and Angie won't get married until Ma... (original story)

Good dad Kevin Federline is on the cover of People

Kevin Federline and his two sons with Britney grace the cover of the upcoming issue of People Magazine. People has a preview on their website and in the accompanying article Federline talks about how he coped with Britney’s breakdown and calls his sons more important than anything. He also cla... (original story)

Blake Fielder-Civil Going Back To Jail

Amy Winehouse's fine and upstanding young husband Blake Fielder-Civil has reportedly failed a drug test in rehab and is being sent back to jail. Not exactly shocking news, but the interesting part is that he somehow made it out of his rehab facility and hightailed it to the hospital... (original story)

Blaaaake Effed Up Again

The last time we left our crackhead heroes, Blaaaake vowed he was clean and Wino was laid up in THE CLINIC after she had a "bad reaction to medication." It's time to turn the page, because there's a new chapter in the never-ending crack opera known as Blaaake's and Wino's life. Blaaaake, who was rel... (original story)

Who's A Botox Addict

What superstar is so addicted to Botox that she now has a botox specialist on her staff? The last time that the specialists services were needed she flew them 5000 miles to freeze her face.... (original story)

Tilda Swinton says the live-in father of her twins has a new girlfriend

Oscar winning actress Tilda Swinton talked to Hello! Magazine about her career and nontraditional living arrangement. Swinton, 48, lives in a resort town in northeast Scotland with her 11 year-old boy and girl twins, Xavier and Honor, and their father, John Byrne, 68. Swinton is outspoken about the ... (original story)

Kevin Federline: 'I can give one of them interview things, too'

Kevin Federline is peddling his side of the bullshit in the latest issue of People. But, unlike Britney who openly criticized his parenting skills in a recent Rolling Stone interview, he's keeping it relatively clean: On what went wrong: "It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to ... (original story)

Eva Longoria is a closet smoker

Eva Longoria didn’t look too happy to be photographed out smoking in Puerto Rico over the weekend. Longoria was attending the wedding of her friend, actress Rosalyn Sanchez, on the Caribbean island. In Touch points out this week that Eva has lost what little weight she gained for her Desperat... (original story)

This Is Not A Joke

Kristen Stewart, the wooden doll in Twilight and Panic Room, will play Joan Jett in the biopic The Runaways. Kristen is perfectly capable to play a dead fish left by the side of the road in the summer sun, but she is no Joan Jett. The girl is not the one. Kristen is probably going to get nominated f... (original story)

Jessica Alba And Allegra Versace Engage In Stare-Off

If anyone can get in between these two women it's Donatella Versace. The women are attending the Campari Club, 2009 Campari Calendar launch at La Permanente in Milan, Italy.Jessica Alba was there to promote the calendar, we showed you some of her Campari Calendar shots yesterday, Donatella was there... (original story)

Mah Boo Needs To Do Something About This

Remember when Kim Zolciak texted NeNe and called her a "low budget bitch"? Well, she might have been right. You see, the true star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was evicted from her home for not paying rent! Yes, she apparently was a renter and not a buyer. Why couldn't this have happened to Kim... (original story)

NHL suspends Sean Avery for calling Elisha Cuthbert ’sloppy seconds’

Update: here’s the video Canadian hockey player Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely by the NHL pending a hearing with officials on rude remarks he made to the press ahead of a game. Avery, 28, plays for the Dallas Stars and was dating fellow Canadian actress Elisha Cuthbert, 26, for about ... (original story)

Britney Vs. K-Fed: Round 2!

What we really want is for Britney Spears to come out and say that K-Fed is a raging douchebag with a douchenozzle cherry on top! But we'll settle for the Pop Princess' thinly veiled insult in a recent interview with Glamour. She tells the mag, "In five years I would like to be married and have a [...] (original story)



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