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Britney Spears is a pain in the ass (Gasp!)

Seen here celebrating her birthday last night at Tenjune, Britney Spears proved earlier in the day that she's still got it. And by it I mean the ability to act like a raging diva despite, just months ago, nose-diving her career into the shitter. Britney was scheduled to perform at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony, but has already pulled in and out of the gig enough times that she should at least call the next day. OK! Magazine reports: "You have no idea how many times Britney has changed things on us, at least 14 times since I got here on Thursday," a source connected to the TV... (original story)

If You Are Easily Offended….

Then do not CLICK HERE! YESsica "Soy Latina" Alba, in all her Latinaness, at a photo call for her new Campari campaign on Tuesday. [Photo via Getty Images.] (original story)

She Did WHAT While Pregnant?!?!?!

Could this be true? Stoopidity does run in this family! Star magazine is reporting that teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction. While she was pregnant!!!!!!!!!!! The former Nickelodeon star reportedly got worried when that she was putting on too much weight. And, apparently not knowing she was preggers, she begged her mom to let her get lipo, says a [...] (original story)

Amy Lawyers Up

After finally deciding to ditch that druggie Blaaake, Amy asked Papa Wino to assemble a divorce meeting on Tuesday at the hospital where the singer is "recovering" from crackdom. But Blaaake isn't letting go without a fight, allegedly yelling at Mitch Winehouse over the phone for "obstructing" his r... (original story)

Leon & Buble - TOGETHER!

THIS is fabulous! (original story)

Tila Tequila Rambles Something To Her Haters

Responding to her "haters," MySpace personality and authoress Tila Tequila recorded a YouTube video in a public restroom (at least that's what it looks like) to defend her fans against evil commenters talking trash. Using such cutting arguments as, "Like seriously? Like seriously?" Tila and her fans are too... (original story)

Madonna Postpones Argentina Show

If you have tickets to Madonna's concert in Buenos Aires tonight, Wednesday, you are shit out of luck. You're going to have to wait ’til Monday, the rescheduled date, to see her! Madge won't be taking the stage because of technical difficulties. Apparently, some of her sound equipment and c... (original story)

Priscilla Presley Found Her Next Victim!

We all suspected that Priscilla Presley's face is covered with the skin of fetuses, but now we have picture proof! At last night's "Road to a Cure" event, Priscilla smelled fresh newborn baby blood in the air and immediately traced the scent back to David Archuleta. The look in her eyes is terrifyin... (original story)

Polanski Wants Sex Crime Charges Dropped, But Doesn't Deny Effing a 13-year Old

Back in 1978, famed director Roman Polanski fled Hollywood after pleading guilty to having sex with a 13-year old girl and has been since living in self-imposed exile in France ever since. Well, on Tuesday, lawyers for Polanski filed a request to dismiss the charge against him because of prosecutori... (original story)

Kim Kardashian will get naked again

Like any sophisticated woman of poise and dignity, Kim Kardashian wants it to be known she would definitely get all kinds of naked again and be airbrushed by the folks at Playboy. It really is amazing to learn she doesn't live at Buckingham Palace. From her official blog: There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.” THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE! First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my voca... (original story)

“Britney’s boob-baring birthday dress” morning links

- Britney Spears was almost popping out of her dress at her birthday party [Yeeeah] - Inside Britney’s birthday party (link has automatic video) [The Insider] - Upcoming cover of Star: Britney’s deadly diet [PopBytes] - Julianne Hough says she wants to marry her boyfriend [Popeater] - Ra... (original story)

Britney's Birthday Train Keeps Rolling

Let's be honest. Everyone's so excited that Britney Spears actually made it to this birthday that they keep celebrating her 27th over and over again. Talk about being stuck in Groundhog Day. But whatever keeps ol' girl going strong is fine with us. After receiving birthday wishes from Reese... (original story)

Bitch Bogus!

Kanye West responded to Stephen Colbert's "Operation Humble Kanye" with the question above. Asking the question "Who is Stephen Colbert?" is like asking "Who is Spaghetti Cat?" Everyone knows who Stephen Colbert is. Kanye is just scared. Scared that he will be dropped down by El Colbert! Don't forge... (original story)

Kevin Federline Wants In On The Action

Kevin Federline looked around, saw that the world is experiencing the rebirth of the artist known as Britney Spears and obviously doesn't want to be remembered as just a footnote in his ex-wife's life. He spoke to People for this week's issue about what being married to her was... (original story)

Sean Avery Suspended For Being A Douche

First of all, is it just me or does Sean Avery's face look like it has fallen off a few hundred times and has been put back on using hot silly putty? Now that we've gotten that out of the way. So...Sean Avery was suspended by the National Hockey League after he called his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbe... (original story)



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