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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade gets live Rickroll’d… by Rick Astley

The last thing we expected was to get Rickrolled in the middle of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But just when we thought we were going to be forced to listen to another minute of the Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends float’s musical number, Rick himself rolled the day. Loo... (original story)

Hollywood Tot Moguls Pow Wow for Thanksgiving

On Thanksgiving Day, Forbes' #1 Hollywood kid Suri Cruise and parents, Katie Holmes and Tommy Cruise, were spotted hanging with the list's #6, Cruz Beckham, who was flanked by brothers, Romeo and Brooklyn, and parents, Victoria and David Beckham, in New York's Central Park. Suri and Cruz know how to... (original story)

Getty Chose Sluttyiena Over the Kids For Turkey Day

It looks like the HOmance is back on! Balthazar Getty and Sluttyiena Miller were spotted entering the same London nightclub, though separately, on Thursday. You are so honorable, Balthazar! The slutty mistress over the kiddies on Turkey Day, eh? The kids probably hate you that much more! [Image via ... (original story)

Are Jude Law and Sadie Frost reconciling?

Jude Law and Sadie Frost have been divorced for five years. Both have attempted other relationships, some more disasterous than others, but the parents of four have remained friends through all the drama. Recently, they’ve been spending even more time together, both as a family and just the ... (original story)

SIGHting

Spotted: Madonna's backstabbing brother, Christopher, at her South Florida concert on Wednesday night. He probably bought his own ticket and showed up just to try and cause dramz! (original story)

Rosie Flops!

Rosie O'Donnell's attempt to bring back the variety show failed - miserably! Wednesday night's broadcast of Rosie Live was barely watched, delivering just 5 million viewers. Ouch! Plus, reviews for the show were horrible and sources tell us that the show wasn't exactly "live." Oh, well. Nice try! Ho... (original story)

Hugh Jackman calls himself the “worst kind of straight guy”

Hugh Jackman admits he used to go gay clubs all the time. Jackman has had to deal with rumors that he’s gay for most of his career and the gossip mill has gone into overdrive since People Magazine declared him this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. Hugh talked about how his wife feels about [...] (original story)

The Beckhams spend Thanksgiving with the Cruises

The Cruises and the Beckhams are really taking their paparazzi-friendly relationship up a few notches. The Beckhams arrived in New York on Tuesday and joined Tom Cruise for a matinee of Katie Holmes’ play “All My Sons” on Wednesday afternoon before heading out for dinner. Though that’d be enough of the photographers for [...] (original story)

Amy Winehouse meets with divorce lawyers in the hospital

On Tuesday Amy Winehouse was hospitalized after having a seizure. Though her publicist claims it was due to the specific combination of prescription medicine she’s taking, The Sun says that Amy and husband Blake Fielder-Civil got into a major screaming match over the phone, resulting in Amy going... (original story)

Madonna flirts with Alex Rodriguez during concert performance

Madonna decided to make a bit of a scene and ensure she got a lot of tongues wagging by flirting with boyfriend/soul mate Alex Rodriguez, who was front and center for her Miami concert yesterday. And just to up the class, Madge showed up two hours late and didn’t apologize, and at one point [...] (original story)

Brit Brit Is Back (In Vadge's Outfit)

Our little Cheetoling performed at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday wearing some shit she snatched from Vadge's dirty laundry (smells like nutsack blood). You know, I'm just not sure if Brit Brit's beef jerky area has what it takes to pull this shit off. It's no match for Vadge's roided-up crot... (original story)

Jodie Marsh Cares About Little People

England's most precious rose and the newest member of the Fauxmosexual Club was terrorizing the streets of London the other night with her skunky girlfriend Nina. Jodie stopped to infect a wee little orange man on the street. Actually, maybe Jodie didn't run into him on the street. Maybe he fell out of her cooze. He does have a look on his face like he's just seen death. And Jodie was wearing pants earlier in the night, but like all things that get too close to her war zone snatch, they quit that bitch. Even the crabs don't come around much anymore! (original story)

The Sanctity Of Marriage Is Alive And Well

This week, two dick bags were on the cover of UsWeekly proclaiming that they eloped in Mexico! We all dry heaved and knew it was probably as fake as...well...as everything about their asses (and tits). The fake wedding ceremony wasn't legal, because Twit and Twat never got a marriage license. Didn't think they ever did. Last time I checked, it was not legal for a used tampon and a special needs pony to get married. It just warms my no-heart to know that the gays can't get married, but these two colostomy bags can use marriage to cash in and get a cover of UsWeekly! America is truly the land of... (original story)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kellyn Plasschaert from Disney's Mousercise - This was the shit when I was a little kid! Only rich people had the Disney Channel when I was a young ho, so I used to go to my friends house and watch as they all Mousercised. I didn't do that shit, but I was mesmerized by Kellyn's hair. I wanted my hai... (original story)

It Was Supposed To Be Her Day Off!

Once again Tommy Girl broke a promise to Suri and dragged her out on her day off. Look at her! She's spent. She wanted to spend her Thanksgiving sipping barleytinis, watching "The Bad Girls" marathon, playing Canasta with the maids and planning her Spring wardrobe. She did not want to be out in NYC with Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife. But of course since it was Thanksgiving, Tommy Girl had to make sure to get his "We're a Perfect American Family" photo-op. Suri wasn't the only one who had to suffer through this fakery. Tommy dragged his "other" children, Isabella an... (original story)



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