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Which OC Housewife Is Leaving The Show Forever?!

I wasn't home last week, so I didn't get to see the first episode from the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. I watched both new episodes last night and it's nowhere near as hot as The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta, but it's a suitable distraction until Kim and NeNe come back into my life. This season they added a new gold digger: 30-something Gretchen who is engaged to a wealthy old ass Kenny Rogers look-alike. Gretchen is a skilled gold digger who knows exactly how the game is played. She swears on her tacky diamond watch that she's not just with him for his money and tha... (original story)

Nicole Kidman Uses Her Breasts To Introduce 'Australia' To Spain

Nicole Kidman, trying desperately to keep her epic Australia afloat in the foreign market (it's tanking her in the States), is using her boobs as part of the effort. She showed up to the Madrid press call for the film in a stylish gray top and skirt that unfortunately... (original story)

Keri Russell's Sex Is Not On Fire

Because that would be unsafe. Keri Russell recently did her part as a New Yorker to promote fire safety when she showed up at the Midtown FDNY Fire Zone to support the Underwriters Laboratories holiday safety efforts.Keri's been longtime advocate of fire safety. At least we're guessing she has... (original story)

Carine Roitfeld To Replace Anna Wintour?

The rumor that Anna Wintour is planning to step down from her long-time position as All-Powerful Queen of Vogue is getting more mileage now that there are rumblings that her replacement will be none other than French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld.The change in power is set to take place... (original story)

Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr because today ends in a 'Y'

Here's pics of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria's Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don't know what's going on with Heidi Klum. It's like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her stylist "Make me look like Tea Leoni - but hold the frigid." Somewhere David Duchnovny just saw these and checked back into rehab. - - He was out thirty seconds later. A new record! Photos: Splash News (original story)

Jack Black as Jesus in 'Prop 8 - The Musical'

Here's a bunch of Hollywood actors, including Jack Black as Jesus Christ, in a musical about Proposition 8. I guarantee you this will win people over because there's nothing folks love more than that blonde chick from Scrubs and the guy from Talladega Nights singing with Doogie Howser. Seriously, with production values like these, I'll vote for anything they tell me to. Mandatory testicle removal? Shit, if The West Wing's Allison Janney says so, sign me up! For the record: The Superficial Writer does NOT support Prop 8, but more vehemently opposes asinine political endorsements from celebr... (original story)

And The Nominees Are….

The Grammy Nominations were announced Wednesday night and the evening's two big surprises were…. Lil Wayne leading the field with noms and Katy Perry getting robbed! With more nominations than anyone, Wayne scored eight noms, followed by Coldplay with seven, and Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye West eac... (original story)

Crazy Eyes Is Back!!!!

The YouTube Divorcee has made a new video. She's releasing a song and is just as crazy as ever! (original story)

Britney is Poised to Debut Big at #1!

Industry insiders now predict that Britney Spears' Circus is on track to sell 450,000+ copies AND will be next week's #1 album. Experts had previously though that Brit would only sell about 350,000 in the first week. Way to prove them wrong, Miz Spears! This is a HUGE victory for Britney, especially... (original story)

Want Some Gossip Girl Spoilers???

At a recent event, Gossip Girl creators and exec producers Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage admitted that they're no longer sticking to the books for the sake of television. Josh hinted at a reprise of Michelle Tractenberg's character, Georgina Sparks, saying, "It’s safe to say you haven’t seen the last of her." There is also rumor of [...] (original story)

Keanu Ashamed To Be Drinking

Tuesday night, Keanu Reeves was spotted leaving London restaurant Tamarin with a glass of red wine in his hand. Sad to say, but the once hot actor was looking super shiteous! As soon as he spotted the paparazzi, Keanu made every attempt to hide the glass with his coat. What's the matter Keanu? P.S... (original story)

Justin Timberlake Swings His Club With Carlton Banks

Justin Timberlake enjoys a round of golf with Alfonso Ribeiro, Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air in Toluca Lake. I love stumbling upon these random celebrity friendship. Tomorrow, we'll hopefully see Justin playing golf with Jaleel White from Family Matters.Click any photo to view all 10 photos of... (original story)

This Isn't Going to Help Your 'Career'

It was announced Wednesday that C-list actress Elisha Cuthbert will be a celebrity judge in the new season of Canada's Project Runway. Uhm, what "experience" does she have in fashion???? Good luck trying with parlaying that into something big in Hollywood! Sad that she has to resort to being a judge on a reality TV show to [...] (original story)

Sweeter As Honey?

Lindsay Lohan hit the Grove in LA on Tuesday for a little shopping. Buying something for her MAN? And, the sometimes actress was sporting new, darker, honey locks. We like this over the blonde-ier look on BiHan! The closer to her natural firecrotch tones, the better! What do U think? [Image via WENN... (original story)

We Call Bullshit!

The National Enquirer is reporting - and on their cover! - that Kelly Ripa and her hot hubby, Mark Consuelos, are calling it quits. Hmmmmm….. We don't believe it! Hopefully Ripa will address the rumors on her show tomorrow. (original story)



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