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Criss Angel's Vegas Show Really Sucks

Holly sure picked herself a winner! Criss Angel's new Cirque du Soleil show is apparently still sucking major balls. Not only are critics and bloggers ragging on Criss Angel Believe, but taxi drivers - listening to clients bash the show and disliking it themselves - are also bearing the bad news. And, in a town propelled by [...] (original story)

Ivana Better Not Marry This One

Ivana Trump quit her fourth husband only 3 months ago and she's already got a new diaper-wearing boy toy to keep her turkey arms gobblin' at night. Ivana was in Paris last night with some 22-year-old model type who goes by the name of John-David Dery. Yes, he's 22 and she's fucking 59. Ivana obvious... (original story)

Stephen Colbert Wants To Take Down Kanye West

Stephen Colbert has a mission for America. He wants all of us to purchase his Christmas album on iTunes this Wednesday at 5pmEST so that he can push Kanye West off the #1 spot. Stephen believes that his ego is big enough to go up against and crush Kanye's gigantic-enormous-magnificent ego. I will gl... (original story)

Nibbly Things: Shauna Sands A Bit Plasticy

He "hit me in the breasts"  [The Blemish]The Real Sasha Fierce & Beyonce: Together At Last!  [Dlisted]Shalom Harlow Nude in Purple Magazine  [Egotastic]Lance Bass Steps Out With A New Dude In NYC  [Pink is the New Blog] OMG, how dramatic: Mr. Simmons goes to Washington  [omg blog!]Texas Indictments of Cheney... (original story)

Who Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month?

I'm going to make this short, because there's a Hot Pocket calling my name. There's so many chemicals in a Hot Pocket that it could probably grow lips and actually call my name. Anyway, it's about that time to make the most important decision of the month and vote for November's Hot Slut of the Month! This time I have 5 sluts for you to choose from: 4 blondes and 1 sexy ginge! Here's your choices: Joe Jackson - Albino musical genius! Stu Rasmussen - America's first tranny mayor! Toby the Dog - The face and scooting ass of the Stanley Steemer Company! Kim Zolciak - Take all the descriptions abo... (original story)

Clay Aiken's A Doting Dad

Clay Aiken, looking disturbingly like some sort of redheaded starlet from the 50s in his Spam-A-Lot wig, made an appearance on the disaster we now refer to as Rosie Live on Thanksgiving Eve. That was Rosie ODonnell's attempt to bring back the variety show, and by all accounts (including... (original story)

BREAKING: William Balfour Arrested For Hudson Family Murders

UPDATE: The Cook County state's attorney's office has just officially charged William Balfour with the murders of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew. He's been charged with three counts of first degree murder and one count of home invasion.----------------------For the three murders in the... (original story)

Lingerie Decision On 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County'!

In this video that Bravo provided us, Tamra of The Real Housewives of Orange Country is looking to secure underwear for her 10th anniversary celebration with her husband. She's looking to add some "spice' and she's not talking about rosemary. Will it be trampy vamp or naughty nurse? Tam Tam... (original story)

Britney Spears apparently got some new abs for her birthday

Britney Spears turned 27 today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on Good Morning America. Her new CD Circus also launched today, and she performed the title track under a big top tent in front of an assload of fans (above). But let's cut to the chase; where the hell did those abs come fro... (original story)

Condi Rice Tickled the Queen's Ivories

The Secretary of State's got talent! Classically trained pianist, Condoleezza Rice, performed in a piano quintet Monday night for Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace. The current Madame Secretary was joined by the UK's Foreign Secretary's wife on violin and three members of the London Symphony Orch... (original story)

That's The Pits

Beyonce! You missed a spot girlfriend! This explains why she didn't rock her signature pose at her premiere! [Images via WENN.] (original story)

The Victoria's Secret Angels Cut Some Ribbon

The high-flyin' Victoria's Secret Angels gals were on hand at the new Lexington store to cut the opening ribbon. Heidi Klum led a bevy of hotness including Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Selita Ebanks and Doutzen Kroes, as they all sported some red panties and posed for the paps, and... (original story)

“Beyonce on the cover of Giant Magazine” afternoon links

- Beyonce on the cover of Giant Magazine [Bossip] - Dax Shepard flips off the camera [Dlisted] - Scarlett Johansson has gone strawberry blonde [Lainey Gossip] - JK Rowling Returns With New Potter-y Book [PopEater] - Brad Pitt’s Tyler Durden voted Greatest Movie Character of All Time [Fafarazzi] - The Five Hottest 80’s Teen Heartthrobs [Pajiba] - Hot New Couple Alert: [...] (original story)

'Australia' Keeps Invading European Countries

This time, it's Spain who has had the Australian flag plunged into its soil to be claimed by the Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman vehicle. And yes, it was about as phallic as it sounds. And you loved it.Kidman once again brought along her second tiny husband Keith Urban... (original story)

Brad Pitt Hates Paparazzi, Might Get Married

Here's Brad Pitt, in a odd non-matching suit with his new Inglorious Basterds/Guy Who Shouldn't Be Working At The Daycare Center mustache, at the premiere for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in New Orleans. Brad gave an interview to NBC's Today show in which he laid out for... (original story)



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