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Rihanna And Chris Brown Moving In Together?

Despite the fact that we're seeing Rihanna and Chris Brown all over town being all separate and stuff, the rumor is that these two are shacking up. And it wouldn't surprise me one bit, what with the another rumor making the rounds that Rihanna is broke as a joke.... (original story)

Another Britney tell-all book about her break down

There’s another tell-all book about Britney Spears coming out, but this one isn’t written by her mother. This one is written by photographer Ian Halperin, and is titled Stalking Britney: Britney Under Seige. Do you think he’s trying to be a bit sensational? Halperin claims that Britney tri... (original story)

Fake marriage for Hugh Hefner?

Every few months we hear rumors of a marriage planned for Hugh Hefner and his main girlfriend of seven years Holly Madison. OK! Magazine reports that Hugh will be getting married as part of the fifth series of Girls Next Door. According to Hef’s second girlfriend Bridget Marquart, 34, next sea... (original story)

Birthday Sluts

Jennifer Coolidge (45) LeAnn Rimes (26) Todd Eldredge (37) Janet Evans (37) Sherrie Austin (38) Jack Black (39) Jason Priestley (39) Tom Fitzgerald (40) Shania Twain (43) David Fincher (46) Emma Samms (48) Scott Hamilton (50) Luis Guzman (52) Ben Gazzara (78) (original story)

Daddy Yankee: "The Democrats Are Lying!"

As we mentioned yesterday, Presidential hopeful John McCain has an endorsement from Puerto Rican Reggaeton musician Daddy Yankee. Though we've since come to find out that the McCain lover had originally offered to endorse and perform for Barack Obama. Now, Daddy Yankee's rep is denying the reports ... (original story)

Jodie Marsh Can Barely Contain Her...Glee

Move over Jordan (A/K/A Katie Price), there's a new ridiculous trashy British diva who's filling my head with dreams of ridiculous breasts and crazy, skimpy clothes that require extreme hand and eye coordination to make sure that nipples don't fly loose. Here's British "glamor model" Jodie Marsh at ... (original story)

HoHan Wants Daddy To Stop

E! reported that HoHan's favorite labia licker, SamRo, is planning to write a tell-all about her life. I think the working title is called "How To Bag A HoHan In 20 Steps." Step 1 through 5 probably involve illegal substances, leggings, orange grease and cotton gussets. Michael Lohan got wind (aka t... (original story)

Fall's Newest Trend

British [fill in the blank] Jodie Marsh shows off this stylish number at the premiere of some film, Daylight Robbery, Wednesday night in London. You know you wanna dress just like that this weekend! [Image via WENN.] (original story)

Lindsay On The Attack…Against Her Dad!

We knew LezLo wasn't going to be happy about the things her dad was saying today about her girlfriend. The actress is upset and firing back! Of the accusations made by Michael Lohan that saMAN Ronson is a bad influence and leading his daughter to drink alcohol, Lindsay tells Access Hollywood: "He’... (original story)

Justin Timberlake Gives (Preggo?) Jessica Biel The Spotlight

First things first, let's divulge our suspicions that the usually athletic to the point of ridiculousness Jessica Biel is concealing something underneath that summer dress of hers. She seems way too disciplined to pull a Lisa Timmons (i.e. declaring it a "Cookie Weekend" and eating her weight in bot... (original story)

Haley Joel Osment Is Broadway Bound

The child star phenom Haley Joel Osment fell off the face of the planet except for the obligatory drunk driving arrest since his ridiculously successful childhood acting career. These days, he's enrolled at New York University. But now, he's taking a break from school and pulling a Daniel Radcliffe.... (original story)

Michael Phelps is Taking Over

At the rate Golden Boy is going, we're surprised he isn't a Vice Presidential pick! Next on his list of things to do, Michael Phelps will be hosting Saturday Night Live's season opener next month. Hope he can act…or at least be sorta funny! The musical guest that night is Phelps fave Lil Wayn... (original story)

Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go

O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now co... (original story)

saMAN Ronson Fights Back!

Michael Lohan's been talking shit about saMAN Ronson and her influence on his daughter's life. Well, that's set off a huge shit storm….and we're loving every minute of it! First, LezLo released a statement saying her dad is "out of control" and a hurtful person. And, now, her girlfriend is on ... (original story)

First Hillary, Now Bill

In case you missed it…. Click here to watch former President Clinton address the Democratic National Convention in Denver on Wednesday night. Thoughts???? (original story)




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