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Miranda Kerr @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party

These were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria’s Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan. Even though engagement rumors were smashed earlier this weekend (thank the Lord), bastardly friends say that Miranda Kerr still plans to tie the knot next summer w/ lucky whorebagbastardsonofabitch Orlando Bloom. Damn him to hell. If you’re not gonna watch the 2008 VS Fashion Show that airs tonight on CBS, make sure you check out Miranda’s runway pics! While in Miami for the big show, Miranda was also spotted on the beach w/ Kim Kardashian! Here’s the Bastar... (original story)

Daily Tuna

-Super hot beach godess -Best body in the business -Lindsay Lohan looking slutty -Sultry smile & sexy lips -Down to her bra & panties! -Abbey Clancy gets steamy -The celebrations are over -Pool girls party & pose More Tuna: Amy Smart Pictures Zooey Deschanel Pictures Jessica Alba In FHM [...] (original story)

Hana Soukupova & Candice Swanepoel @ VS Store Opening Party

These were snapped @ the opening of the Victoria Secret Lexington Avenue Flagship Store in New York City. Seeing how this guy hasn’t blown the load of his life standing in between these two hotties, I’m gonna assume he’s gay (not that anything’s wrong with that, of course). But my God, I don’t even know what the fuck I’d do if I was sandwiched between the likes of Hana Soukupova & Candice Swanepoel. We’ll get a few pics of Candice up in a few mins, but here’s some Hana Soukupova for all you bastards who like your hotties slightly anorexic... (original story)

Dayana Mendoza @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party

Photo Credit: Splash News These were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria’s Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan. The 22 year old Venezuelan hottie is the one & only 2008 Miss Universe! The last time we saw Dayana was at U.S. Green Building Council Gala (bullshit event Dayana’s agents told her to attend) & it was here that Bastardly held a Hottie Matchup w/ Anna Kournikova. Quite surprisingly, Anna held her own fairly well b/c out of nearly 2500 votes, Dayana won by only 3% of total votes. read more (original story)

Did Lucky Bastard Simon Cowell Have Ex-Flavored Threesome?

Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.com Simon was spotted at London’s Electric Birdcage Bar with ex-girlfriend & current fuckfriend Jackie St Claire. Coincidently Simon’s other ex- Terri Seymour was also in the house. Terri apparently left the bar after seeing Simon. Anyway, along w/ Vin Diesel (see yesterday’s post), Simon Cowell is another one of those dudes who sleeps around with industry hotties, regardless of whether they’re famous or not. His only criterion, and rightfully so, is hotness. You can be as dumb as rock, but if you’re hot, Simo... (original story)

Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum Did The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet!

Photo Credit: Splash News Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum were plugging VS goodies on the Morning Show with Mike & Juliet earlier today in NYC. Watch the video of their visit down below. The Angels showcase the latest VS products on live models. Watch the video! Remember, Adriana & Heidi will be on the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Fashion Show airing on CBS later tonight. If you don’t wanna check em out on TV, hit up the runway pics for both women: Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum. Here are a few more pics of Adriana leaving the show. I know she done up w/ to... (original story)

Gemma Atkinson Brings The Afternoon Links!

These look old. Who’s all of a sudden become thirsty? - Annalynne McCord’s Pussy Exposed!!! [HollywoodTuna] - Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze Movie Roles [CO-ED Magazine] - How About Some More Lohan Ronson [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Brad Pitt Reveals Secret To Winning Over George Clooney [I&#... (original story)

Canned Tuna

Katy Perry Is Beyonce (IDLYITW) Jessica Simpson Wants To Study Religion (DListed) Lindsay Lohan Is A Snappy Bitch (DS nsfw) Katie Holmes Is Starbucks Savvy (Just Jared) Jessica Biel Is For The Children (Lainey Gossip) Britney Spears Lights Up NYC (Pink Is The New Blog) Sharon Stone... (original story)

Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party

Photo Credit: Splash News These were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria’s Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan. As you bastards already know, Jackson & I absolutely loves this South African bombshell! Candice is only 20, so you can bet your ass that she has a long & bright future ahead of her. Don’t believe us? Just check out all her pics we’ve showcased over the past year or so. For all you diehard Candice fans: Watch her strut her goods on CBS tonight when the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show finally airs! If you’r... (original story)

Daily Addictions

Britney Spears looking good in a cleavage-amplifying top (Click here) Angelina Jolie in a skin-tight dress? Hell yeah! (Click here) Geri Halliwell shows off her booty in a see through dress (Click here) Aria Giovanni’s busty instructions make me happy (Click here) Fact: Maryna Linchuk will make you drool like a fool! (Click here) Sigh… hot blond foreign videogame playing [...] (original story)

Try Again

Jessica Alba's red dress is stupid. (PopSugar) Miranda Kerr's red dress is sexy. (Popoholic) Kristen Stewart is Joan Jett. (DListed) Alanis Morrisette got a new tatoo. (Pink is the New Blog) Paris Hilton is completely orange. (Celebslam) K-Fed talks about... (original story)

Annalynne McCord’s Pussy Exposed!!!

Alright, that was a lame one but that’s all I got for these pics. Enjoy the pussy. 12 more pictures of Annalynne McCord here Related Articles: Annalynne McCord As Sandy Is My Fantasy Annalynne McCord Is Confusing Annalynne McCord Nipple Slip And Bikini Pictures Anna... (original story)

Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sloppy Second

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely for comments he made about other players dating his ex girlfriends, calling them sloppy seconds. Big deal, hockey is all about the trash talk. Besides, the guy's dated puck sluts like Rachel Hunter and Elisha Cutbert, I can hone... (original story)

Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes And Paz Vega: Lesbian Fantasy Gone Bad

Nothing ruins a great lesbian fantasy featuring Paz Vega, Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes more than some awful old lady dresses, they look like they're promoting the church bake sale. Very disappointing. If they really wanted to get some press for their new movie 'The Spirit' they should be we... (original story)

Victoria’s Secret Models Disappoint Again!

Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Selita Ebanks, and Doutzen Kroes were at the Victoria's Secret Lexington store ribbon cutting yesterday and once again, they showed up not wearing lingerie. I don’t know how many times I am going to have to say this but lingerie models are supposed t... (original story)



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